Red Light District

Rating: FOUR "Get Out Your Babe-Shaking Sticks" BUSTED NUTS

How many women does it take to drown out the accursed soundtrack that, like a horror movie, is present everywhere ERIK "Oh Wow" EVERHARD goes? Well, we have deduced that it’s well more than seven.

STACY SILVER: STRAIGHT OUTTA SLAMBONIA

Three scenes here, each featuring at least six women, with 20 in all. And that's what saves the movie: the sheer, wall-to-wall Euro sluttitage. Why, it's a virtual who's who of the cream of the Euro crop: LUCY LEE, JULIE SILVER, SANDRA ROMAIN, STACY SILVER and JESSICA FLORENTINO, to name just six.

The East Euro bitches are leading the world in double anal. We can’t decide whether it’s more morose or carnally exciting. Probably a little from column A, and a little from column B and a little from column GAY.

However, this movie can overpower even the worst case of ADD. Damn it, they should prescribe it to those in need of a severe smoothing out. With all these ho's doing what the Euro ho's do best and exhibiting more babeitude than you can shake a stick at while doing it, this vid, despite the presence of my personal bete noire Erik Everhard, has all the cock-stiffening power you'd expect to be brought on by whoreage of this caliber. Word – STEELY ROB

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