Platinum X Pictures

Rating: TWO & A HALF "Two More Laps Around The Track" BUSTED NUTS

SkullGame’s own ITALIAN SAL is a throwback to a past time. An ancient time. And with the upcoming, soon-to-be cancelled games in Athens, Greece, we are reminded of when Olympians competed with nary a bit of foreign material on their bodies.

Said SAL, in mid-pose and holding a discus, "I'm into nakedness because I’m an athalete (sic)."

RITA FALTOYANO LETTING THE GAMES BEGIN!!!

Sal might not be too fond of JULIAN’S LIPSTICK 'N LINGERIE then. Actually, it should be named LIPSTICK OR LINGERIE, like in the scene with class A porn slut RITA FALTOYANO, who’s looking a little tired in her scene. That's tired as in sleepy versus tired as in last year's pants. But at least her nakedness would be up to Sal’s sterling standards.

It turns out, however, that Faltoyano’s performance really sets the tone for the entire fucking flick.

Decent. Average. The gimmick is pretty good too. But the fucking and lingerie are vanilla.

The next one should be better, if I'm a'gonna watch it. Get some well-rested sluts, doll 'em up a little more, and maybe get 'em some of that racy stuff they used to wear back in the 80s. Film it. Ship it. Simple.--STEELY ROB

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