Video Team

Rating: THREE & A HALF "Oh, I LOVE Cream Pie! Oh Wait A Minute..." BUSTED NUTS

Is there MSG in this? I SAID NO MSG!

What’s that?

Oh yeah, listen, ANY movie starring a girl named HEIDI HO has got to be goddamned good.

MIKA TAN GOING CUCKOO FOR COCONUTS

And is it?

Does a monkey have balls?
Does a hotdog have mustard?
Does a dog got a dick?

I don't know.

The point is this though: this movie is good.

Starring MAIA GINGER, the big-butted MIKA TAN and 18-year old KYLIE REY, this internal cum shot movie is of the Asian persuasion. You know. From the People's Republic of Pussy. Two one-on-one scenes along with two double-teams this movie...

Wait one good goddamned minute!

This says it’s the Special Director's cut: What the fuck does that mean?!!??

I keep seeing this in porno’s these days: collector's edition, limited edition, director's cut. I can't understand what the fuck that means. Are you going to display these prominently like you would fine china?

Oh yes, these are my Hummels and right next to them you will find my special gangbang collector's edition, you see, it says collector's edition right on the box there. Hey! Where are you rushing off to, did I say something? Well fine. Fine. Leave then.

Lesbian.

Could you imagine that? Anyway, even though I am not a big fan of cream pie videos, which is the goofyfied name they've glossed internal cumshot vids with (and no it's not because I am afraid of commitment), I am going to recommend this solely on the overall super cuteness of the girls and down and dirty fucking they are stumbling into.--ITALIAN SAL

Buy it NOW!