Evil Angel

Rating: FOUR "I Have A Dream" BUSTED NUTS

ONCE YOU BLACK YOU NEVER GO BACK...for seconds.

At least that's how the goddamned joke goes.

However, considering this is number THREE in a series I wouldn't take that shit all that seriously. Especially when the swordsmen are SEAN MICHAELS and MANDINGO, MR. 13" AND MR. 14", respectively. Now we all heard the knock time and time again about how

it ain't the meat, it's the motion,
It ain't the sword, it's the swordsmen.
It ain't the pickle, it's the cucumber.

Whatever.

KAYLA WILL REMEMBER THIS LONG AFTER SHE'S FORGOTTEN WHAT A WHORE SHE USED TO BE

The lasting point is: when you fuck a broad you want her to remember THAT fuck out of all the 1000s that she accrued before she got to YOU. And even if the sex is BAD with a Pole Pirate, well she knows she's being fucked by the one-in-a-million man march.

And this counts for goddamned something.

So whether it's KAYLYNN getting police plowed when she shows up to "arrest" four would-be burglars, LUCY THAI getting gerked by MANDINGO or SHARON WILD wringing the ivory from the ebony, these broads fuck like they're in the fucking SuperBowl HalfTime show. Minus the fag dancing and STEVEN TYLER from Aerosmith. Which is sort of like saying the same thing twice.

Director JULES JORDAN is the reputed master here of the build up and build up he does and while my wrinkled cock was dribbling out the ragged remnants of my future farmers of America, his scenes were still going. And going. And going. Some might say he films overlong. I might say he's given me a chance to suck a second wind.

Fucking the way you'd fuck if you got fucked out of 40 acres and a fucking mule. And had a 14" cock. And a bunch of hot fucking bitches willing to be fucked by it. Essentially, life the way it'd be if you were ME. Enjoy, yourselves. Bitches.--VINNIE ROSE

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