Anabolic Digital

Rating: FOUR "Damn You Everhard! Damn Youuuu!" BUSTED NUTS

First things first:

ERIK FUCKING EVERHARD.

Famous porn star pricker or not, I HATE that guy. And my voice counts because I’m goddamned European.

His cock is funky looking and his scrawny white ass is NOT a thing I want to be seeing. He also calls out to God and Jesus constantly during his porn star pricking and coconut glazing. I am ok with JC and his old man, as long as it's done in a tasteful, exorcist FUCK ME FUCK ME, cross stuffing, green vomit spewing extravaganza. Not this pussy shit.

Head to the fucking showers and take up a day job, because I GODDAMNED SAID SO!

NO GODDAMN BUSTED NUTS FOR YOU!

The total opposite can be said about Ms. Cum Sucking Whore JUDY STAR: I LOVE that chick. Her body is funky and her podgy white ass is DEFINITELY something I want to be seeing. And she's exactly the kind of chick that would go exorcist FUCK ME FUCK ME on your ass. Oh yes baby!

WHY YES. I AM A CUM-SUCKING WHORE. WHY DO YOU ASK?

Not to mention her funky French Canadian accent. She sounds naive at first, but
when the fucking starts and her star gets fucked it's evident that naivete can
take a hike because she works it like the best of 'em. Rough and tough. OH YES
BABY!

Oh, oh, and OH: she will make you repaint your entire house, IN JERKING CREAM if chick on chick is your style, because her scene with BELLA and this other chick is grand with a capital GODDAMN!

So, here's the low-down:

PRO's:

JUDY STAR, her star.
BELLE, her star.
OH YES BABY!
FUCK ME FUCK ME!
JERKING CREAM
GODDAMN!
MR MARCUS and LEXINGTON STEELE

CON's:

ERIK FUCKING EVERHARD! NO GODDAMN BUSTED NUTS FOR YOU!

In conclusion; I fucking hate EVERHARD! But to be fair and objective (and to
avoid punishment from Vinnie, as if), because we here at SKULLGAME care for you, the pro's of this movie FAR outweigh the ERIK FUCKING EVERHARD. Big respect to JUDY STAR and her merry crew of porno sluts and prickers. --THE FLYING DUTCHMAN

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