Red Light District

Rating: FOUR & A HALF "Now Where Am I Gonna Put These Extra Cocks?" BUSTED NUTS

While normally I don’t endorse pregnant broads with dangly bellybutton rings, a stand-up performance is a stand-up performance and deserves at least a golf clap.

Clap. Clap. Clap.

KAYLA dives
straight into a head-on collision with cock like a Geo hitting a Suburban. I’m telling ya, this broad gets wrecked.

The whole time, like the ENTIRE time this bitch has a cock in every orifice and every hand. In between every painful throat fucking gurgle and gag, she even attempts to muster a smile. What a sport this one is. From failed grocery store cashier to porn star. I bet her mother is quite fucking proud.

"MY NAME IS SANDY...AND I'M A TEENAGE SPERMAHOLIC!" "HI SANDY!!!"

But as I watch this, quotes from FULL METAL JACKET pop into my head. Specifically:

"OutFUCKINGstanding Private Pyle, I think we finally found something you do
well!"

Oh yeah. Especially if that something was smiling a 24-fucking carat smile with a waterfall of liquid kids dripping off her face.

While some of us (*COUGH* ITALIAN SAL, STEELY ROB, VINNIE ROSE) have been duped by the tranny façade in the past I, however, am no fool. At least as far as I know. YET, LUCY THAI
fools about five dudes into thinking she has never had a cock.

Well, I’m blowing the whistle on this one. Just consider it a homie helper.

Despite all of that used to pee-standing-up crap, this "bitch" puts on about as good of a performance as one could expect from a suspected tranny.

LUCY THAI IS A WOMAN!!! AND THIS PHOTO PROVES IT. ESPECIALLY IF BY IT, YOU MEAN THE GLAZING GLORY THAT IS THE INTERVIEW EXPERIENCE AT MACK AVENUE SKULLGAME

Other Oscar winning performances include PATRICIA wearing striped tights and
getting fucked by some mutant who, without financial inducements, she would
never fuck in her seriously sluttish life. Seriously, the acting in her scene is great. Not great like believable but you can see how she overtly tries to cover up her own disgust. I bet she went home and listened to Bauhaus and cried
herself to sleep.

Well I mean I hope she did.

And oh yeah, MELISSA is foreign and looks like a fucking praying mantis.--HABIB

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