Video Team

Rating: THREE "Did Someone Mention Stunningly Outdated SIR
MIX-A-LOT References?" BUSTED NUTS

First off: Some lighting problems.

As in they're a bit slow to adjust the spotlights when the performers change positions. Sure, it's hard to do that with one hand when you're holding a big ol' sherm-laden joint in the other. And a man's got priorities!

Well, I largely suspect that's the case here.

But shockingly, despite the heavy, heavy, heavy weed vibe (and not just cos DEVLIN WEED's involved) they don't actually film themselves huffing. Hey, it's a sex film, after all. But I think they should. If the sticky icky wicky is good enough to be huffed by The Gropinator in PUMPING IRON, it's good enough for these guys. You know, for medicinal purposes.

MEET CINNABUNZ: HOT? CHECK. SWEET? CHECK. STICKY? CHECK. ARE THESE GOOD THINGS? OH YEAHHHH...

JADA FIRE's up first. There's some good camaraderie in this scene. And she's a loud
one. And like every girl here, she gets a sausage in her rump.

All good things.

However, the revelation here is PHOENIX. She's not what I'd call an attractive woman. With beer goggles on, at 3 A.M., with a backed-up nutsack...she still
wouldn't be what I'd call an attractive woman. She does, however, have a pulse, thereby satisfying all of VINNIE'S criteria, and that's cool. To each their own.

The "revelation" though occurs not in her scene but in the bonus footage. She's
watching JADA FIRE being fucked and filmed, frigging herself, and randomly
slurping on any sausage that passes within slobbering distance.

She's not being paid for this.

She's just happily giving sloppy blowjobs to anyone in line. And there's quite a line there. And I'm pretty sure I saw VINNIE'S dick.

Or maybe that was a turnip. [Or a garden hose.--VINNIE]--MR. XTRA

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