Sin City

Rating: THREE & A HALF "For Old, Old, Old Time's Sake" BUSTED NUTS

Let's see, I was 18, well, I was 18 about 15 years ago.

It doesn’t seem all that long ago and in all honesty, the pussy I was jamming was nowhere near the quality of slut in this goddamned movie, which in and of itself is a sorry-assed statement of the goddamned ages if I ever heard one. Butttt, well, I didn’t go to college either. Yes, college. College where pussy like this abounds and in between classes in philosophy and history, I imagine they learn Cocksucking 101, Keisterology 4B, and Coconut Culinary.

Sigh. I really missed out. On? Yes, college. And fucking bitches like said bitches in this fucking video who...

...hey wait a good goddamned minute. Come to think of it, neither did any of these dumb bitches. Go to college, that is. So I guess I have no earthly excuse for fucking hogs, not bagging broads like these nor title to my theory that began with blowing your load down the gullet of a Gamma Epsilon girl and ended with the review of BARELY 18 #8.

Nevermind. Goddamned nevermind.

Anyways, this one features two-time box cover girl TEAGAN, as well as JENNIFER LOVE, and ESTELLA to name a few. That is, a few sluts I didn't fuck back when I was 18. So, if you’re a fan of messy facial cum shots (and who isn’t?), this movie is an absolute for your porn library.

I suggest you keep it right next to your hand lotion, paper towels, and volumes of PROUST and NIETZSCHE. That’s where I keep mine. "Barely legal and butt-naked, that’s what we love!"

Don’t we all, don’t we all.--ITALIAN SAL

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