Platinum X Pictures

Rating: FOUR "Nuttin' But Nut" BUSTED NUTS

Covergirl GIA PALOMA blows some chunks in the bonus footage. And I don't mean fat dudes.

Her vomit has a gloopy texture and greenish tint. Think chewed, day-old steak wrapped in spinach. With wasabe sauce. Or mellow coconut oil.

Mmmm.

Anyways now on with the review.

Basic scene synopsis:
1) Guy jerks into girl's mouth.
2) Several other guys jerk into girl's mouth.
3) Girl holds cumulative pecker-juice in her mouth.
4) Girl swallows cumulative pecker-juice in one gulp.

With this...I have issues.

The payoff in a swallow movie is the moment when the girl swallows. Right?

Of course it's fucking right.

THE BEAUTEOUS GIA PALOMA SANS THE VOMITUS

Ergo, would not the erotic content be improved several-fold if the girl swallowed each load as she received it, straight from the tap? That'd give me, us, payoff after payoff after payoff after payoff repeated 113 times as per the number of swallowed loads in this movie.

Plus -- the root of my issue -- the single-swallow is something I can relate to. Sticking my bell-end in a girl's mouth, where it lolls about in the twitching, dying doob of six other dudes, before I squirt my own doob in? Hunh? I can't relate to that.

And frankly it's gay. Gay as a frank.

What's NOT gay: GIA "A real women knows how to swallow" PALOMA. She's the hottest chick here. How hot? So hot I can say that even after seeing her puke.

AURIANNA. She's hot too. From Montreal and has that fucked-up French-Canadian accent where every word sounds like she's either telling me to fuck her or asking, "What would Brian Boitano do?"--MR. XTRA

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