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Rating: FOUR "For Old, Old, Old Time's Sake" BUSTED NUTS
We was at this strip joint once. Hunkered down in our seats, watching the show, just doing like thousands of other goddamned Americans and enjoying Thanksgiving when lo and behold we spy Jimmy's old lady. She was junked out and sliding from lap to lap in some tattered lingerie with a cancer stick jammed in her piehole.
"I'LL NEVER DO HARDCORE!!! I JUST DON'T NEED TO."
Now a few years earlier, she had been a virtual fucking captain of industry. Had her own company, a bunch of employees and whatnot, but a few handshakes with heroin later, she was gnawing paste for fun and profit.
But mostly profit.
And so it was with a mixture of dread and delight that we watched her work her way through the crowd soon to come face to face with us and the crushing fucking reality that, irony of ironies, she was indeed A PROFESSIONAL PASTE TASTE TESTER.
A hard fucking reality if you were expecting something else from life.
So it goes with TITILLATION, noteworthy because it features one of the great loves of our porn life, the hot bitch KITTEN NATIVIDAD. She of the Russ Meyer movies. She of the mainstream movies with CHARLIE SHEEN. She, who we interviewed, for the first issue of HUSTLER'S BUSTY BEAUTIES and to whom she said, "oh well I'll NEVER do hardcore."
Well, never say never baby.
OOOOOHHHH YES YOU DO. NOW SAY HELLO TO MR. JAKE STEED.
A divorce, a summary $85,000 judgment and a brief affair with SCOTT FAYNER was all that was needed to get her to spread her ass for fucking on film. And to make it even worse, which is to say, BETTER, because she was aging by this time, they filmed her all in the same filmy lens they use for BARBARA WALTERS and even put younger broads in scenes with her and insofar as possible chose NOT to film her face.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
And, OH, how we enjoyed every minute of it. Her wizened maw mumbling sweet nothings around a mouthful of cock. Her plundered ass. ALL of it. Because? Well, because she'll always be our 22-year old angel baby, no matter. That's the way it is with your first love. Now FUCK OFF and leave us to our fantasies.--VINNIE ROSE
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