Red Light District

Rating: FOUR "Razor Burn Be Damned" BUSTED NUTS

In this era of uber-differentiated porn genres (coming soon from Red Light:
LEFT-HANDED GIRLS WITH RIGHT-HANDED GUYS #1), here's something they didn't mention on the tin: this's a damn good DVD if you like shaved pussy.

And I love shaved pussy.

Five out of six chicks are entirely bereft of crinkly hairs. And the sixth, she's got such a light sprinkle of crinkle you'll need a sharp eye and a hard dick to spot it.

In this era -- uh, same era -- of ass-mangling ass-porn it's...erm, surprising... to discover only one out of six girls (brace-faced gaper MELANIE) does anal here though.

Is that a problem?

Of course it's a fucking problem.

CRIS TALIANA BEING FUCKED BY MR. MARCUS. WELL.

But where there's a problem, the smart find a solution. And it's to my...yeah, surprise...and cock-throttling relief, that NAUTICA THORN, CRIS TALIANA, MYA LOVELY, and LILY THAI all send down regrettably non-anal yet emphatically nut-busting scenes.

Especially LILY THAI. She squirts in piledriver and gravity takes effect to give her a slick coating of her own it's-not-quite-piss.

Special note re: ASPEN STEVENS. She has one of the meatiest pussies I've seen. We're talking labia the size of lamb shanks. You'd see similar-sized
things hanging on meat hooks at a butcher's. Oh. And her tits are good too.--MR. XTRA (less gay) formerly THE DUDE (in retrospect, he decided too gay) formerly MR. XTRA (at first seemed gay) formerly MR. X (was very gay no matter how you cut it)

Buy it NOW!