Blue Pictures

Rating: FOUR "Big Bolshi Groodies" BUSTED NUTS

"So. OK. My name is Perry. I guess Vinnie decided to call me Perry the Greek. Which makes sense. Why he brought his fucking laptop to visit me in the joint to show me this video I'll never know. I mean it's not like I don't have enough trouble without him pimping me out. Um, how much time you got on this tape."

"More tape than you got time."

"Yeah. I got plenty of that."

"When are you getting out anyway?"

"As soon as my asshole lawyer can convince that asshole DA that I never knowingly sold any STOLEN vehicle to ANYBODY."

"So. Another 10 months then?"

"Yes. Asshole."

"So'd you like that movie I just showed you?"

ANNA AURELIE GETTING SOME JAILHOUSE COCK IN THE EXERCISE YARD

"A jailhouse video with French whores who DON'T have cocks fucking and sucking their way to freedom? This is very possibly the GREATEST FUCKING VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN!!!! Or at least since I been in here. Deprived of the companionship of the opposite sex. Deprived of their...soft...touch. And the smell of perfume...and the lilting laugh from down the hall and a tossed turn of the head and...well, and...a cock sucked by someone who does so without a shiv held to their throats and well...well....can I see some more of it? I mean just to really, um, get the full sense of what's going on here? You know just..."

"Time's up."

"Goddamn it."--PERRY THE GREEK from ELMWOOD

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