VCA

Rating: FOUR "Holy Fucking Snappers" BUSTED NUTS

This movie, quite frankly, has it all.

Cossacks gangfucking a Puerto Rican chick. The self-same Puerto Rican chick getting cuckolded by her rock and roll husband. The Puerto Rican chick's mother who looks remarkably like some fat white broad all done up like Aunt Jemima and talking some antebellum slave shit that sounds nothing like Spanish.

IT ALL.

WHEN SHE SUCKS A COCK, BELIEVE US, IT STAYS SUCKED

And on top of it all. Or INSIDE of it all. Or DEEP INSIDE of it all you'll find a one Ms. VANESSA DEL RIO. Yeah yeah, she's a legacy player, a future hall of famer. Yeah yeah, she got a clit bigger than some of youse got cocks but this movie is a classic take on why she deserves to be there. AND it's a walk down motherfucking mammary lane with ERICA BOYER and LOIS AYRES.

The touchingest of all touchingly cocaine fueled scenes? When Vanessa stands in the doorway watching and crying while her flourescently festooned and lycra'd "husband" roots down on two sluts.

It gets no better than that.

Take 2...rails of that crazy 'caine, and call us in the morning.--VINNIE ROSE

Buy it NOW!