Evil Angel

Rating: FOUR "Big Bolshi Groodies" BUSTED NUTS

You remember Mr. Luigi?

Jesus, fuck, how could you not remember him? Or rather how could you forget him? He was the JAIME GILLIS character in probably some now fully illegal TRACI LORDS video.

So yeah, yeah, yeah he was a FICTIONAL character but still it was a character of perfect storm proportions: an Italian gardener with a Popeye mutter and a Jaime Gillis-esque contempt for the whole fucking world.

Well CHRISTOPH CLARK is the French version of that. Except without the contempt.

And his muttered prelude to BIG NATURAL TITS 11, while not as genius as Mr. Luigi, got me grinning at the outset and kept me grinning through the appearance of three Eastern Euro Knob Queens. I was still grinning when Jean-Yves LeCastel showed up with two dudes in dresses, high heels and masks, a situation that normally would spark a tranny terror issue of such significant proportions that I'd not be able to continue.

THE FAKES: AN INSULT TO OUR COLLECTIVE INTELLIGENCE

But continue I did and despite the unexplained presence of those dudes dressed like chicks it was all hard fucking the way hard fucking should be delivered: high and tight up the middle.

With? You got it: BIG GIANT FUCKING NATURAL TAY TAYS.

And not the fucking FAKE ones either. The BIG, REAL ones that usually inhabit the chestal areas of women who are incapable of uttering the words "No. I couldn't possibly eat another piece of marble cake."

In other words: BROADS WE FUCKING LOVE.

And there are a LOT of them fucking WOMEN!!! Getting Ike Turner worked.

Our personal fave? The Baltic BRIGITTA. She can't suck cock that well but at 22, what do you expect? And she is that rarest of all creatures: a skinny bitch with mugging jugs. Swinging and udderous mugging jugs. I mean real fucking goddamned cliffhangers.

THE REALS: I WUV YOU MOMMY!!!

Like Russ Meyer once said to me, "It's a well known fact that I'd rather play cards then to deal with a flat-chested woman." Now I don't feel this way personally. I mean any tit without clothes on is a good tit to me, but seeing all these non-aerobicized, non-meth-habitized bitches, well, it just let's me know: that everything's going to be ALRIGHT, America!!!--VINNIE ROSE

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