Baby Doll Pictures

Rating: THREE "Does Anyone, Anyone At All, Buy The Whole Fucking Lesbian Thing?" BUSTED NUTS

CATCH ME IF YOU CAN. Yeah. Great movie. Tom Hanks. Leonardo DiCaprio. About a con man running from the police and shit. Great. Got the popcorn. The In-Laws are over.

Great.

And so it starts. Oh. Here's a girl named is Rose. I don't remember much about her being in the movie. She is Asian. And, apparently, she is a slut. Something is either dreadfully wrong or DiCaprio is no longer a momo because this girl is very horny and the In-Laws are leaving. Yes. There seem to be tears and harsh words being spoken.

And now they're gone.

Now where were we? Oh yes. Rose the Asian slut who is evidently willing to work a lot at being a slut. By this measure I think it is safe to say: she is a good slut.

And she's not alone. Two boy-on-girl scenes and one girl-on-girl.

Hunh? Oh, is she cute? You bet. Is she a squirter? You better believe it.

And so while I wait for Oscar-award winner Tom Hanks, I take note of the fact that the very cute MONICA SWEETHEART, MASON STORM and Gia Jordan are in this goddamned movie. They are daring us to catch them if we can. Well, let me give you a bit of advice: you better pull up your pants before you start running.

MONICA SWEETHEART GETTING MOUTH TO COOCH RESUSCITATION

Why?

Because you're going to fall and they won’t stop to help. They may stop to laugh, but not to help. Trust me, I am still nursing bruised leg and ego.

But I digress.

This movie is extremely hot, apparently has very little to do with Tom Hanks and DiCaprio and alienated my broad's folks. Who could ask for anything more? Oh. And stay tuned for the sequel: SHE RAN, BUT WE RAN FASTER--ITALIAN SAL

Buy it NOW!