Platinum X Pictures

Rating: THREE "Seven Fucking Minutes Before We Fuck?" BUSTED NUTS

Only in America.

Only in America could a fucking lederhosen sporting kraut like STEVE HOLMES get to fuck down on fine ass bitches, film it, and make more money from it than the rest of us will see in a goddamned year.

But STEVE HOLMES' PERVERSIONS?

AND WHAT'S BECOME OF THE OLD ONE?

Let's talk about ITALIAN SAL'S FUCKING PERVERSIONS and how while wine gets better with age...single malt whiskey, cheese all get better with age... Italian Sal's fucking orgasm does not. I mean does having to wait through girls writhing around by themselves while you stand, or sit, cock in hand eagerly awaiting some kind of fucking or sucking make the movie somehow better...or worse?

I would have to say...worse. I don’t need to see chicks move around like they’re in the strip club. I need to see chicks sucking sausage so get to the goddamned fucking...now!

WITH THAT SAID, STEVE HOLMES' PERVERSIONS offers up seven very sexy whores doing everything from Double Penetration to everyone’s favorite, Double Anal. Featuring slut of stage and screen, the NEW GangBang Girl ARIANA JOLLEE, once you get past the very long intro to her scene, you will literally wear the skin off your dick jacking to this one.

JACKIE MOORE? WHY YES, THANK YOU.

Also featuring jerkus maximus JACKIE MOORE and sometimes Director Jewel De’Nyle I can guarantee you that with your remote control handy and a tooth pick jammed into FF, this will be a nut tuggingly, perversely Steve Holmesesque good time.--ITALIAN SAL

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