GWEN MEDIA

Rating: ONE "Take Those Pussy Clamps And Shove Them Up Your Ass" BUSTED NUTS

GWEN MEDIA pops off once again with some shit that just makes you...think.

Not about philosophy, or politics, but more like WHAT THE FUCK, DEAR JESUS!

Call me old fashioned but I just don’t get this shit, I mean, who the fuck wants to watch TWO hours of some bitch wearing a latex mask and being probed with surgical tools? While I can understand the morbid curiosities behind such a spectacle, I cannot comprehend why anyone would watch this with the intention of shooting the Ol’ Liquid Kids all across the room. Much less subject themselves to more than 15 minutes of such video diarrhea.

I AM IN THIS MOVIE. AND I LICK SHOES. I AM AN ARTIST.

Ok, ok, ok. I know our fan base here at SKULLGAME is mostly composed of desperate kinds of criminals, near criminals and individuals for whom copious amounts of porn is a cherry on top of an existence that is sodden with strange pussy, but come on now. Is this tripe really worth the effort and physical
workout that one must endure for a quality jack session? Well if you said
"YES," then shoot yourself in the face.

All preconceived expectations aside, the sound on this fucking BLOWS!

For the first 20 minutes I didn’t think there was sound at all. So I turned my
TV up all the way the fuck up only to get JACK SHIT! Hey assholes! Buy some fucking boom mics! I don’t know what GWEN MEDIA’S problem is with having half-decent sound, but I do know if these buttholes don’t get their shit together soon they will, sadly, go the way of disco.

As far as I’m concerned, GWEN MEDIA is the VIVID of fetish flicks. So until they can prove to me that they put out quality shit, then I will slander it just for the sake of....Well, because I fucking feel like it. In other words, GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER BITCHES!!!

I swear, a monkey in a tuxedo could make better porn.--HABIB

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