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Rating: ZERO "Maybe It's Me" BUSTED NUTS

There is a short story by Irvine Welsh entitled "Eurotrash," which tells the tale of a UK junkie in Amsterdam and his "adventures" with what he thinks is
merely a bottom-feeding whore who insists on being fucked in the ass who turns out to be, he finds out much later, actually a transsexual bottom-feeding
whore.

Much of this DVD by Corey Jordan embodies that story.

On first glance at ANAL FEVER #4, the first two gals (ANGEL LONG and RHIANNAN BRAY) look like fucking trannies. Great move, having trannies in anal porn. But this is not a trannie video, and like Kevin Smith before him, Mr. Jordan has neither the talent for irony or tongue-in-cheek humor to trick straight boys who are into this kind of shit into discovering that they are in fact not watching chicks but dudes. Hence, I again herein refer to Irvine Welsh.

DUDE?!!? WE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY!!!!

Nonetheless, the first scene (with British chick Angel Long) is rather average and nothing special save for the sheer awfulness of Ms. Long’s acting. Her attempts at sex talk actually are the ultimate in buzzkill. She might as well be discussing the price of fish in Kensington Market.

Rhiannan Bray’s (the subject of the behind the scenes bonus feature, which only reveals her to be smarter than she lets off) scene mostly involves her being anally pummeled by one of Mr. Jordan’s tan in a bottle buddies with a great huge dick. No matter what she may be implying in her moaning and screaming, Ms. Bray sounds as if she is in the greatest amount of pain humanly possible.

If she’s moaning “ooohhhhh” it actually sounds like “OOOOWWWWWWWW.” Her look of relief when it comes time for the cum shot is a bit too revealing about how happy she is that she’ll be able to shit in a week as opposed to a month. Plus, no matter how much you may like shaved pussy, there is NOTHING SEXY ABOUT RAZOR BURN.

The rest of the video is made up of scenes with three more Brits: Paige, Katalin and Alyssa. Paige, while at least into her scene and most definitely into getting
it in the rear, looks like she was found under a disused magazine rack in Soho and has been more than likely treated for gonorrhea at least twice. The guy
who does her is merely fucking disgusting so the two frankly deserve each other, and to boot neither of them looks like they were much into the idea of
bathing that day.

The same goes for Alyssa, who, while watching her scene, is what made me think of the Irvine Welsh story. Despite her attempts to make herself look “with it, man” (boob job, bad dye job, pierced tongue-God, Jordan just has no fucking
imagination) she still looks like a worn-out third tier hooker on her last go ‘round. I’m sure she was gorgeous when she was 18, but I suppose desperation
can do horrible things to you.

Now, Katalin saves this fucking disaster and frankly takes it like a man. She
fucks the living shit out of her guy with her ass and actually looks like she didn’t roll out from a gutter somewhere. She takes charge of the scene and gives it
her all. This is the only scene in the vid you’ll need to watch.

In conclusion? Buy the Irvine Welsh story (found in the collection THE ACID HOUSE) and use this DVD for illustrative effect. Believe me, you may want to go
out and score some low-grade heroin when you’re done with both. Oh yeah, and somebody PLEASE send Corey Jordan to film school before I have to review another one of his shitty DVDs.--MR. NICKY BALLS

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