Red Light District

Rating: FIVE “They Won't Look This Good In 10 Years" BUSTED NUTS

Thanks to the steadfast dog-headedness of the Reagan Administration, the days of sloppy-titted 1970’s West German porn is over. Our policy of mutually assured destruction and aggressive cost overruns has opened up the floodgates of fine Eastern European bitchery, and with that we get: Vince Vouyer’s YOUNG RIPE MELLONS #4.

Filmed in alleyways and on couches strewn across the former hotbed of political intrigue, Prague makes the perfect backdrop for the unrelenting fucking of the fine, young and newly addicted future fiends of Eastern Europe. Get them while they're hot, boys, because before you know it these fine looking bitches will be big, fat, toothless cunts.

You could just see the future fatness in that box cover girl LENKA. You could just see that 10 years down the line she is going to have some guaranteed chin, as well as nipple hair. But that’s besides the point, because right now she looks good and the way she gets double fucked by ERIK EVERHARD and JOACHIM, you're all too willing to forgive her inevitable fat future of fucking drunken American tourists and plucking hairs from her chin and swinging udders.

Is this movie all about watching hungry and hopeful future fat cunts?

Of course not. Well just a little. This movie truthfully…has extremely beautiful girls…and although they will most certainly become hogs in about 10 years, right now they are a ripe for a picking. So pick away pal.

Oh yes, you can jack off too. AFTER I leave, fer chrissakes.--ITALIAN SAL

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