240 minutes
Rating: 5 Busted Nuts

Now granted, I have used the phrase porn-epic before as a kind of a poke-fun at a producer or director that takes themselves a bit too seriously. I must at this point take back any sarcastic-assed mention that uses the phrase "porn-epic" and bestow it unto John Stagliano's "Fashionista's." This 4-hour-long look into the world of high fashion and poon is a true masterpiece. Taking a whopping 10 AVN Awards, this movie shows without a shadow of a doubt that there are loads of talented, and I mean truly talented actresses willing to show their cooch for cash. The dialogue in this was not that kind of monotone high school drama class shit. There was some real range here. Now don’t get me wrong, I didn’t see a young nude Meryl Streep. But what I did see was quite a few young actors and actresses say their lines, show two or three distinctly DIFFERENT emotions, and then ALL get thoroughly fucked. And there was definitely an air of realism to this movie. I can't tell you how many times that a conversation that I been having about Haute Couture segued into me sticking my finger up some chicks ass. But I digress and need to get back to saying that this movie will wear the skin off your dick. Bella Donna, Taylor St Clair and Rocco Siffredi make this a great movie unlike any other Porno ever made.

So, if you like high fashion fetish wear and you like fucking “Fashionista’s” Yes!

Also, please be prepared to see a slightly balding Italian guy stick his big fucking hooves in more than one of these bitch's maws.—Italian Sal

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