Hustler

Rating: FIVE "Pinch Me, I'm Dreaming" BUSTED NUTS

This isn't supposed to happen.

Asian chicks, especially those born n bred in Japan, cannot fuck well. Especially in porns. They just lie there, naked, with looks of intense discomfort on their faces, and make repetitive noises like someone is repeatedly stepping on a mouse.

You can't see their cunts because the closest a razor or even a pair of scissors has come to their rampantly out-of-control bushes is the distance from the crotch rug to their heads.

They suck like chumps, have terrible, flaccid bodies, and never, and I mean never, take it up the ass.

So to have a video land on the review desk featuring Japanese chicks, from Japan, who not only shave their bushes, but also deep throat, fuck in the ass like pros, and squirt like maniacs, ALL in the same video, well, then, the world might be flat after all.

Truth be told, most of the success of this vid comes with the first scene, with IBUKI HARUHI. She, like all the broads in this vid, isn't the prettiest chick you'll find in Japan, but she's able bodied, has got perky, round little boobs that float to the point that you wonder if they're fake.

The chick gushes while being fucked, so each time the dude winds up for another thrust, she shoots a load on his thigh. Then she gets plowed up the ass and squirts just a little more to show she means it.

There are another couple anal hos in this vid, which is the way forward, but scene one is what this vid is mostly about. There is hope for all.

Indeed, against all odds, this vid rules. It rules despite how VALENTINO, the dude in the scenes, looks like he just crawled out of a sewer. It rules despite how Valentino has some fairly dire issues with keeping his dick hard. It rules in spite of there being an obvious, bloody sore on his prick. It rules in spite of how he mumbles something in Japanese, then turns to the camera and explicitly offers the translation as being "delicious ass!" It rules despite some of the chicks being fugly, flabby broads. It rules in spite of all those factors. Get it. - STEELY ROB

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