AND this just in....What famous fellatrix has thrown her considerable weight behind Hillary's impossible-to-win campaign?
THE HUMAN HUMIDOR HANDS MS. HILLARY A STUNNING NEW ENDORSEMENT: "MORE BEAR CLAWS, PLEASE. OH. AND VOTE FOR THE LESBIAN."
MS. SENATOR HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON TRIES TO SNOW THE COMMON MAN INTO THINKING SHE'S A COMMON MAN. COMMON MAN, STILL SMARTING AFTER BELIEVING THAT MULTIMILLIONAIRE PRESIDENT BUSH WAS "JUST LIKE DONNY...YOU KNOW, FROM PIPE FITTERS UNION 107", AIN'T SO GODDAMNED SURE.
"NUH UNH."
NORTH CAROLINA (SkullGame) -- HILLARY CLINTON kicked off her North Carolina primary campaign last week with a veritable whirlwind of activities designed to show her softer, gentler, less robotic, more-Bruce Springsteen-esque, more-car-tiring changing, pissing standing up while smoking and talking about NASCAR side. At a technical school that bills itself "College for the Real World." After some pleasantries and a stab at a basketball reference, she began to profanely outline what she called "the problems that we goddamn face every single goddamn day as a motherfucking country that's lost [pauses here to spit] its way from its ass to a hole in the ground" as a nation.
"Our American workers work harder, er, doing all kinds of shit. Like you know, riveting...and greasing things... and are more productive than anyone. Mostly at riveting and greasing things," she said. "And yet for too many, here in North Carolina and elsewhere, that hard work doesn't seem to be paying off for shit."
While typically, Obama speaks the language of high school seniors or college freshmen. Hillary speaks the language of high-school sophomores or juniors — the language of the least-educated, lowest-earning voters. Who naturally feel an affinity for a multimillionairess.
Clinton makes for an unlikely modern Rosie the Riveter: a suburban-born corporate lawyer, a former first lady who never worked an assembly line, never picketed her employer, never greased, or riveted shit. Never worked for a living, unless you count boning a fat man work. Which it very well could be. But across the country, particularly in manufacturing hubs feeling the pains of globalization, blue-collar voters have kept the New York senator's candidacy alive.
Voters, analysts and political strategists say a range of strategies has won Clinton working-class backing: Her focus on economic problems and solutions. The clarity of her speeches. And shit.
When reached for reaction, Hillary could only be heard to comment, "fuck her! I DID! Hahahaha...." while grabbing her crotch and knocking back a PBR.
STEPHANIE RED, A PRODIGAL SKULLGAME MEMBER GETS, ALONG WITH HER SAUSAGE SEEKING BOYFRIEND, CAUGHT UP IN A SKULLGAME SAUSAGE STING. HILARITY ENSUES.
"I'm LEAVING YOU. FOR A MILDLY RETARDED NON-ITALIAN. WHO IS CUTREOUS AND CURRIOUS ABOUT COCK!!!"
When last we saw SkullGame's ITALIAN SAL PACINO'S woman, STEPHANIE RED, she was stomping out the door leaving her keys and goodly chunks of her hair on the bed. When next we saw her....well, we'll just let the post itself do the talking for her.
MW4M (Martinez)
Me and my wife had 3shomes before but always with woman. Now it her turn.
to be considered you MUST be cutreous, average to slim billed with good appearing, clean genital a plus. between 18 and 25.
straigt. but bi-currious a plus.
On notice that we were going to help them disseminate their poorly worded and spelled Craigslist post to a wider audience, Stephanie and her new boyfriend Jack exploded in a fit of righteous trembling rage. What follows is a transcript of said conversation. Verbatim.
STEPHANIE RED: I know you and your friends are all laughing while we are having such a hard time living a private life. He was just inquisitive.
ITALIAN SAL PACINO: If you think our overall cutreousity is indicative of...
SR: [click]
SAL: Hello?
On deeper reflection another call is placed.
SR: I am inquisitive. He is inquisitive. Please no more. I am inquisitive, he is inquisitive, so please just leave us alone...
SAL: Ask him if he is still cutreous...and if he favorite balls.
SR: [click]
And so it goes. But we have hearts Stephanie and Jack...and so we will bid adieu to Stephanie and her cock curious boyfriend.
HERE, APPARENTLY CAPTURED BY AL QAEDA FOR A PERIOD OF TIME, JACK SUBMITS TO THE TORTUROUS MINISTRATIONS OF STEPHANIE'S NON-MALE MOUTH.
