What Sexual Congress With Italian Sal Will Do To You

THIS!!!!

Welcome to the website of the "model" who takes a licking, especially if by licking you mean, well, a licking, and keeps on fucking ticking. Like that wristwatch that you smashed against the car door the last time you were trying to punch a cabbie in the face for you know, talking shit about the tip you left.

Anyways you might remember her from the time she has spent in ITALIAN SAL's bathroom and closet, and if so you will remember the wonderful time you had there with SkullGame summer stock theater: the laughs, the cheers, and the tears, mostly tears, but most of all, you will remember wondering why such an attractive woman would allow herself to be treated so poorly by inveterate playwrite, pimp and evil genius gnome such-like Sal. Sal. Italian Sal whose greatness knows no earthly bounds. Whose strength and worldliness makes other men cringe in fear. Sal, who you see in the dictionary when you look under the word: God.

And to this we have no solid fucking answers.

So take a look at the site and scratch your head a bit. She will remind you of every girl who wouldn’t give you her number in high school, as well help you to realize that, that same girl is, between bouts of chugging Sal's choad, spending some time in someone’s bathroom and/or closet. Right now. As we speak.

Feeling better about yourself?

Good.

Scripted in its entirety, minus this part, by ITALIAN SAL himself