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02.13.08
"YO. FUCK THAT NIGGA, DOG. SERIOUSLY, FUCK. HIM." HILLARY'S CAMPAIGN, IN LIGHT OF 8 UNEXPECTED LOSSES, TAKES NEW STRATEGIC TURN IN "BRING OUT THE VOTE" INITIATIVE. PLUS: PICKS FOR PRICKS & WE OUTTA SLAM & BOY ARE WE GLAD. NOT GAY. JUST GLAD.

NEWSFLASH from ITALIAN SAL PACINO....

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JOE...JOE...........JOE...WE CAN HELP.

LAS VEGAS [SkullGame] -- JOE ROGAN told me last night that bombing on stage is like sucking 1000 cocks in front of your mother. That statement in and of itself leads me to believe that he has done both at least once and then used some sort of complex algebraic equation to reach that answer. Is there a possibility that we could successfully de-gayify JOE ROGAN? We don't know but we're aiming to try. God save his soul!




AND from earlier in the week...... SKULLGAME'S "OK, OK. I HAVE BEEN CONVICTED OF A FELONY" CELEBRATION OF 3 MONTHS OUTTA SLAM WITH OUR 1ST IN A WHILE WITH HEATH LEDGER, ELECTION PICKS FOR PRICKS & BROADS WE FANTASIZED ABOUT FUCKING WHILE WE WERE IN STIR WE ACTUALLY FUCKED.


BUT first a quick word from our sponsor--HOOKERS CONFUSED ON THE CONCEPT--where all of one's ho's can learn to be reading. Fast. And shit.

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UNTIL WE FIND THE SLAG IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT? I GUESS, US....



HEATH LEDGER'S LIKELY SUICIDE CAUSED, MORE THAN LIKELY, BY HAVING "KISSING ANOTHER DUDE" BE PART OF HIS JOB DESCRIPTION.

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"HEATH? HEATH? IS IT TRUE THAT TO MOVE BEYOND THE TREMBLING SAUSAGE-BASED NIGHTMARES ESPECIALLY AS THEY CONNECT TO ANOTHER MAN'S LIPS ONTO YOUR OWN THAT YOU HAVE TAKEN TO CONSORTING WITH "WOMEN" LIKE MICHELE WILLIAMS WHO "CLAIMS" TO BE A "SUPERMODEL" BUT YET WHOM WE HAVE NEVER SEEN WORK, GIVING SPECIAL GANG HAND SIGNALS & WHEN ALL OF THOSE THINGS FAIL, KILLING YOURSELF?!? HUNH?!? SORRY?!? HUNH?!?"

HOLLYWOOD (SkullGame) -- HEATH LEDGER is dead? Who's that? He's Australian? And he's not gay? But he spent half the Chink's movie kissing another man? And he's dead? Heath Ledger? Who's that?



ELECTION PRIMER FOR PRICKS: OBAMANIA HITS THE HUSTINGS, PICKS UPS 3 MORE STATES WHILE HILLARY CRIES, THEN PEEKS BETWEEN HER FINGERS, THEN CRIES SOME MORE & WILL CONTINUE DOING SO UNTIL SOMEONE NOTICES.

WHAT REPUBLICANS SEE HAPPENING TO AMERICA IN THE NEXT FOUR YEARS

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EVERYDAY. ALL THE TIME.


WHAT WILL ACTUALLY HAPPEN

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NOT A GODDAMNED THING



THIS past MONDAY's edition of SkullGame was brought to you by our fine friends at Lilly Pharmaceuticals...

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..."WHERE WE'VE BEEN JAMMING UP NEGROES FOR OVER 75 YEARS!"


 


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