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REPUBLICAN SENATOR LARRY CRAIG, BATHROOM BLOWJOBBERY NOTWITHSTANDING, FIGHTING CHARGES OF FAGGOTRY LEVELED AT HIM BY HULK HOGAN, DONALD RUMSFELD, NATION, WHAT ON ACCOUNT OF HIM NOT EVER SUCKING COCK. MUCH. EVER. BEFORE. IF YOU DON'T COUNT THOSE FEW TIMES AT JFK. AND SFO. AND OF COURSE LAX. WHILE WAITING ON A FLIGHT TO CHG. WHICH YOU CAN'T REALLY COUNT SINCE THOSE COCKS FOUND HIM AND NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. AND BESIDES WHICH IF THE SENATOR IS DOING THE COCKSUCKING DOESN'T THAT MAKE THE OTHER GUY GAY?!?!?

WASHINGTON, D.C. (SkullGame) -- Not-Gay Republican Sen. LARRY CRAIG will file court documents today asking to withdraw his guilty plea to crawling under a bathroom stall for "hot, hot cock" in a sex sting that seems likely to end his career of crawling under bathroom stalls for "hot, hot cock," his attorney said.
Craig, an Idaho Republican, pleaded guilty from penis piracy in August to disorderly conduct following a sting operation in a men's bathroom at the Minneapolis airport designed to catch all and sundry like butt bandits.

He has said he regrets that decision, which he said he made hastily in the full post-coital blush of buggery, and without talking to an attorney who, it might even be said, possibly sported a "hot, hot cock." He said he was under stress of searching from stall to stall for cock and pleaded guilty only to put the matter BEHIND him.

Attorney William Martin said Sunday night that a request to withdraw that plea for penis would be filed Monday. "My job is to get him back to where he was before his rights to suck as much cock as is his wont were taken away," Martin said.

"Mmm, boy. He sure loves that cock," Martin said in his closing statement while shaking his head and making the universal jerk-off sign in the air.

HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SLUT'S BOYFRIEND RUINS IT FOR THE REST OF US TRYING TO GET SLUTS TO POSE NAKED FOR US BY SENDING SKULLGAME PICS OF SAID SLUT SO WE COULD SHOW YOU WHAT A SLUT WHO'D HAVE SEX WITH A GUY WHO RUINS IT FOR EVERYONE LOOKS LIKE.

YUP. SHE'S GOT 2 TITTIES. JUST AS WE SUSPECTED. BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THE DEAL WITH THAT UNRULY GODDAMNED THATCH BETWEEN HER LEGS?!?! IS SHE TRYING TO MAKE US SICK?!?

HOLLYWOOD (SkullGame) -- VANESSA HUDGENS' representative has confirmed reports that odds makers were furious that nude photos circulating on the Internet are of the "High School Musical" star marking her as the first official teen star of the popular Disney phenomena to draw infamy on the enterprise ahead of CORBIN, the Negro.

Last week, the National Enquirer reported saucy images of the 18-year-old singer/actress had been taken from her possession. Mostly when they had been taken by her non-Negro boyfriend's cell phone. To all of his friends. Including CORNHOLIO here at SkullGame.

After the images began appearing on the Internet on this week, Hudgens' representative released a statement, confirming their authenticity. The rep says, "It is a personal matter between a slut & her suitcase pimp and it is unfortunate that this has become public. This was a photo which was taken privately. Without the dildo, even."

"I'LL SUCK YO' DICK FOR A DOLLAR...." SAYS PETE DOHERTY'S CAT. ANOTHER SAD VICTIM OF CRACK. AND PETE DOHERTY.

"I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS JOE ROGAN. BUT I SMOKE ROCK."

LONDON (SkullGame) -- Troubled crackhead PETE DOHERTY has been captured on camera with his crackhead cat, forcing her to smoke crack, turn tricks, according to reports.

Friends have leaked a picture to Britain's The Sun, which shows the rocker appearing to hold a miniature crack pipe against the feline's mouth. A "pal" tells the newspaper, "The levels of think tank like thinking that went into actually inventing a cat crack pipe should actually win Pete a Nobel Peace Prize. How much suffering will this alleviate when strung out female felines are shunted into careers in crack whoreage thereby thus alleviating the suffering of tom cats caused by twice yearly estrus cycles. YOU try only fucking twice a year and see how YOU like it."

It was revealed in August that the Royal Society for the Protection of Animals were planning to investigate the rocker after his cat was rushed to a clinic and found to have ingested cocaine.