TWO! TWO! TWO GREAT TASTES IN ONE!!!

THE FAMILY THAT SUPS SAUSAGE TOGETHER IS THE FAMILY THAT STAYS TOGETHER WHILST SUPPING ON SAUSAGE. TOGETHER. LADIES & GENTLEMAN: THE MILTON TWINS!

There is either something terribly RIGHT or something terribly WRONG in the Milton household.

We are undecided as to which it might because while drinking cock juice for cash is a profession not without a certain kind of esteem in these parts....sort of like garbage men or sewer workers...we file this shit under stuff we need done that we don't want to do that someone else clearly is...for a few lines of blow, a promise to call again and a ride home...willing to. So the fact that there are virtual MOTHER THERESA's of load out there whose hard earned efforts allow us to sleep a little easier at night secure in the knowledge that the load that was just blown by us was aided and abetted by sluts who wouldn't give us the time of day...unless we had a few extra hundreds around...is comforting. That is: this is what's RIGHT about it all.

What's WRONG about it is that somehow there are a set of parents out there whose many years of parenting, many years and as many dollars, have produced not ONE but only TWO comely whores. Is it too much to ask that these parents, in an ANGELINA JOLIE fit of familial greed, raise more offspring the way they raised these two? Is that too much to fucking ask? MADONNA, adoption mad as she is, won't do nearly as good a job as the Milton's parents and surely this a tragedy.

Our point is this: if you like braces, young twin girls, who suck a lot of sausage and eat pussy and you are NOT necessarily named WOODY ALLEN, this site is about all you'll ever need to fill your quote of TWIN jerkitage.

Guaran-fucking-teed.