BUT first this PUBLIC SERVICE WARNING: SKULLGAME HITS SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST THIS THURSDAY. Especially if by "HITS" you mean having sex with the angry & unloved. Stay tuned next week for up close and personal coverage of the cooze of cunts you'd not fuck with YOUR cocks.
AN ARTIST'S RENDERING OF SKULLGAME'S VINNIE ROSE ENJOYING ALL OF WHAT AUSTIN, TEXAS HAS TO OFFER.
FUCKING CUNT COULTER ENCOUNTERS FATAL CPU ERROR AT CLANDESTINE CONSERVATIVE CONGREGATION; TUCKS HER PUSSY BACK INTO HER POWERSUIT AND RESTARTS AT DEFAULT TWAT SETTING—A JUDGE ROY BEAN REPORT
ANN COULTER, PICTURED ABOVE, ADDRESSES THE 34TH ANNUAL CONSERVATIVE ACTION CONFERENCE IN WASHINGTON JUST MOMENTS BEFORE AN INTERNAL SYSTEM ERA LED TO A RETROGRADE REPUBLICAN RECITATION REGARDING ALL THINGS REICH.
WASHINGTON (SkullGame)— Prominent political figures from both camps, as well as spokespersons from the National Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, expressed outrage at comments made last week by political provocateur, and adversary of erections, Ann Coulter towards the clearly homosexual Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards—inciting widespread public condemnation of the self-proclaimed polemicist and charging the more feeble readers of Edwards’ blog to band together to help "raise $100,000 in 'Coulter Cash' this week to keep this campaign charging ahead and fight back against the politics of bigotry."
While speaking at the 34th Annual Conservative Action Conference, Coulter, bitch, was quoted as saying: "I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out that you have to go into rehab if you use the word 'faggot,' so I'm - so, kind of at an impasse, can't really talk about Edwards, so I think I'll just conclude here and take your questions," to nervous applause and random hand gestures alluding to various sexual acts by those in attendance.
Posting on his website www.justusboys.com, the former heterosexual responded to the slur by stating, "Coulter's use of an anti-gay slur yesterday was un-American and indefensible…In America, we strive for equality and embrace diversity. The kind of hateful language she used has no place in political debate or our society at large…I believe it is our moral responsibility to speak out against that kind of bigotry and prejudice every time we encounter it...I bet her womaness looks like a busted bottle of Ragu."
The New York Times reported Monday morning that Coulter refuted allegations of bigotry via email by saying, "C'mon, it was a joke. I would never insult gays by suggesting that they are like John Edwards. That would be mean. And my vagina is only partially prolapsed. Ask me, I’ll tell you all about it."
A spokesman for Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain called Coulter's comments to the conservative group "wildly inappropriate…but par for the course for such a miserable bitch whose woman sandwich most closely resembles a spilled tray of Arby’s" while Massachusetts Sen. Edward Kelly said in a written statement "Ann Coulter's words of hate have no place in the public sphere much less our political discourse. That bitch ought to apologize to those who participated in the conference for showing up with that drooling monkey hanging betwixt her legs. She’s got an issue for PETA down there."
Neil G. Giuliano, president of GLADD, further spoke against Coulter’s use of the word by writing, "Ann Coulter's use of this anti-gay slur is vile and unacceptable, and the applause from her audience is not only an important reminder that Coulter's ugly brand of bigotry is at the root of the discriminatory policies being promoted at this gathering…and that her kidshitter looks like it was pounded upon by the jackhammer of an angry God. But mostly that her pickle-parlor looks like it was raided by the DEA just yesterday and nobody has yet gotten a chance to put the pilfered drawers back in the vanity.”
“Disgusting.”
During a Q&A session conducted by SkullGame reporters, Coulter referred back to the issue of her alleged bigotry by saying, “ It would do us all a lot better if you would please quit noticing my Adam’s Apple for the next hour or so.”
And from earlier in the week.......
SKULLGAME'S MIASMA OF MODERN TERROR IN TRIBUTE TO KATE WINSLET'S TITS, BELLADONNA'S RODNEY DANGERFIELD-ESQUE ATTEMPT AT HIGHER ED, EDDIE VAN HALEN'S DISCOVERY OF THE FOUNTAIN OF FUCKED UP & MICHAEL JACKSON'S MISGUIDED ATTEMPT AT DE-GAYIFYING ARMY!!
SKULLGAME'S YOZA has had a TOUGH goddamned weekend. While the rest of us had to fuck our sluts in beds? That's right: Yoza, what on account of being a surfer, had to maximize the usage of available resources by fucking his slut...HERE!!!...
...IN THE ASS!
NEGRO HATER EDDIE VAN HALEN DISCOVERS THE FOUNTAIN OF FENTANYL, FORTIFIED WINES. CANCELS TOUR IN ORDER TO DISCOVER THEM MORE DEEPLY.
"I AM HOT FOR TEACHER...HOW THE FUCK DID YOU KNOW?!?!?"
LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- Old drunk EDDIE VAN HALEN has revealed his "super"group's "reunion" plans have stalled because he needs to check into rehab in order to, um, you know "help them out with a few things."
In a "message" to "fans," the rocker admits he put a planned reunion tour on hold because he felt he wouldn't be able to perform at his best in regards to the whole drinking vodka and pawing the pudenda of pre-teens from trailer parks where mullets are worn thing.
The guitarist had reconciled with original Van Halen frontman David Lee Roth, who he forgave for killing Christ, and they announced dates with Van Halen's brother Alex and Eddie's teenage son Wolfgang.
But the tour plans hit a snag called reality last month and shows were mysteriously postponed due to reality. Moreover, rumors circulated that the reunion itself had hit a stumbling block called reality and that Van Halen and Roth had fallen out -- but now the guitarist has revealed the real reason for the postponed dates: reality.
In a letter to Rolling Stone magazine, Van Halen writes, "Y'all still published by that Jew homo?"
SKULLGAME NOMINATES KATE WINSLET'S TITS FOR SOMEHOW MANAGING TO CHANGE THEIR APPEARANCE ACCORDING TO HER WHIM.
FROM THIS
TO THIS.
Surely this awesome power might be harnessed to improve prospects for all humanity.
FIRST THE MILITARY KICKS OUT THE HOT BITCH, NOW THEY'RE HANGING AROUND WITH MICHAEL JACKSON. SURE WE WANT TO SUPPORT THE TROOPS BUT THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS.
LIPSTICK, A LURKING PRIEST & A CERTIFICATE OF APPRECIATION: SURE SIGNS THEY BEEN IN FALLUJAH A LITTLE TOOOOOO LONG
TOKYO (SkullGame) -- MICHAEL JACKSON greeted thousands of U.S. troops and their family members at a U.S. Army base south of Tokyo Saturday, taking a break from days of parties with die-hard fans and well-heeled business people.
About 3,000 troops and their family members gathered at a fitness center at Camp Zama. Jackson walked around shaking hands and exchanging words to thank them for their service.
"Those of you in here today are some of the most special people in the world," Jackson told the crowd, reading from a statement. "It is because of you in here today, and others who so valiantly have given their lives to protect us, that we enjoy our freedom. To help the children. With things that they may need. Like help with their zippers."
Jackson, 48, arrived in Japan last Sunday for his second trip in less than a year to attend parties including an extravagant gala held Thursday in Tokyo. The reclusive pop icon was the guest of honor at the lavish party aimed at a well-heeled business crowd — though the roughly 400 people who showed up were mainly die-hard fans, and more than 100 ORPHANS AND HANDICAPPED CHILDREN who were invited for free and had to be pushed into the room where Jackson held court.
When reached for comment Military Police Officer PETER GUY said, "first we kick out the HOT BITCH and now THIS?!?!
Goddamn TYPICAL."
BELLADONNA GOES TO UC IRVINE. TO LECTURE. ON MAKING TUITION. ONE LOAD AT A TIME.
"AS A MOTHER TO A DAUGHTER, A NON-COLLEGE GRADUATE & AN INVETERATE CONSUMER OF LOADS I KNOW BETTER THAN ANYONE: DON'T DO ANAL FOR ANYTHING UNDER 5 BILLS!"
IRVINE (SkullGame) -- Performer, whore, Mormon, anal addict, mother and director BELLADONNA was a guest speaker at UC Irvine for a Sociology of Sexuality class lecture Thursday evening.
With a class attendance of 350, plus about 402 "special guests" porno was shown, meth was railed, nuts were juggled and a Q&A session, which included Belladonna, fellow performers Justin Long, Jon Jon and porno, meth and juggled nuts, was had. The clips showed different genres of porn scenes, including lesbian, solo, boy/girl, interracial, transexual and some KURT LOCKWOOD-esque gay porn. One of the clips chosen for girl/girl interaction was from Evil Angel's first Belladonna-directed movie, EVIL PINK.
This clip has been a part of the class curriculum for the past four years, while adult performers have been guest speaking for the past two years in the surest set yet that this goddamned country is the greatest goddamned country on the face of the earth.
