MY WHAT A WONDERFUL FROCK YOU'RE WEARING MRS. CLEAVER.

JUST RUNNING TO THE ZIPPER FOR MOTHER'S LITTLE HELPER

The first broad I ever banged was older than me. In fact probably 80 percent of the broads I've banged have been older than me. Excepting that period of time when I should have been arrested. But the point is this: older broads -- up to, and not limited to, friend's moms, teachers, waitresses, and broads at AA -- have always been there for me. With a helping hand. A comforting shoulder. A mouthful of my cock. And a willingness to debase themselves for the pleasure of my youthful acquaintance.

Which explains the vast profusion of sites dedicated to this self-same similar pursuit: older sluts.

Now while I'm no psychiatrist, and all of this MILF shit [Moms. I'd. Like. to. Fuck] is a little too Freudian for my liking [and not so much the key to my attraction...I mean my very own mother's impregnation with me was a Divine Insemination deal], the idea of fucking women who LIKE to fuck, know HOW to fuck and are desperately struggling against the specter of the illusory and eternally attractive 22-YEAR-OLD is almost too much to resist.

And unlike those sites that either take things a little TOO literally like HORNY GRANDMOTHERS, filling their pages with GRANDmoms you MIGHT Let Hoover You...If You Were Drunk Enough, or push the bounds of credulity by considering anybody over 23 a "MOM," the mix here is just about right. Which is to say: right within the correct zone of credulity.

In other words: these sluts just MIGHT be on their way to a soccer game when they decide to have you mow their lawns and then, because it was so hot, decide to give you some lemonade...right after you and your dude double team her.

HEY...it could happen....