A whole OTHER way of looking at Grandma's Apple Pie

ON GOLDEN REARS. GOLDEN, WRINKLED, WITHERED & CRUSTY REARS. AND IT'S NOT FUNNY. NO. NOT FUNNY AT ALL.

Most of the so-called Granny sites are really just "so-called" "Granny" "sites". Post-pro CARA LOTT, an 80's fuckstress appearing on your "so-called Granny site" is like having a kneeling slut with her shoes tied to her knees: while it might work for DORF, we ain't convinced that she's a midget. God love you if you do, but know this: while you're fucking around with half-measures like some goddamned tourist, somewhere out there are MEN with balls big enough to DRIVE, seeking out [not very hard], searching [not very far] and securing [not very expensively] the very fuzzy favors of thems that're old enough to probably not even have a reasonable idea of what they're even offering consent TO.

YOU WANT THE TRUTH?!?!?!? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!

Goddamned right. This site is the shit. Not The Shit as in "LOADS-A-POPPIN'". But very much The Shit as in "OHMIGOD."

Crazy talking, cock sucking, denture spitting out, wandering around the set and having to have the director RE-direct them to their stumblingly ineffective gummings of stuntcock's tortured tools, terrifying reminscences about long-dead husbands who are probably glad to be free of the yoke of having to sexually service these decaying bags of flesh and finally, LOADS on their aging and confused faces.

Yes.

It's THAT good.

Especially if by "good" you mean "funadamentally totally terrifying."

Stream it into the home of someone you love.