In the land of sandal'd feet, the man with a trike is king.

KEEPING THE STREETS SAFE FOR SLUTS

Any man who can turn a hobby into a job is a man I admire.

And if that hobby is banging bus loads of Filipino babes, then that man’s a goddamn genius!

Which brings us to TRIKE PATROL. In which some intrepid Americans venture to the Philippines, head out on rickety motorcycles, and wind up balls-deep in LBFM (Little Brown Fuck Machine) cooze.

A mere US$24.95 gives you access to the site and the chance to download lots of video vignettes, all of which start with a roadside pick-up, and end with a load on the chin.

A natural order of events which I, Mr. Xtra, do solemnly swear helps promote harmony throughout our great and godforsaken universe.

Um. I mean so I've heard.