Because the jokes on them

JUST THINK, BABE, AFTER THIS? AND CHARLIE SHEEN? IT'S ALLLLLLLLLLLL DOWN HILL....

You know one of those guys who keeps folded, spindled and mutilated mimeographs of shit that happened to them in elementary school, like some fucking bunk award that says that they were on time for 300 days in a row? And the teacher ran off one of those things with a hand crank and he saves it? For eternity? [Because in some small measure it represents what he may not know at 20, 30 or even 40...it represents that which will only assert itself a little later. Like when he's getting thrown out of his house, his job or his favorite bar: indisputably the best years of his fucking life?]

This site is exactly like that.

Yeah yeah, life begins at 40 is what all the Algonquin table wags once said but they didn't have the dimmest idea of where San Fernando Valley is/was and it is clear if you seen any of these broads today that life ain't beginning at 40 for them. So what you have here? Frozen moments in time when women who you wouldn't look at twice in the supermarket now are looking fucking perfectly cherry as they fuck and suck like this day would never come. That is: the day when they were being mocked by guys they wouldn't have pissed on before for the amusement of others because like ITALIAN SAL said to one of my broads by way of hello, "they're old. And now, since I said that, you're even older. And by the time you walk off in a huff you'll be even older."

Goddamned right.

But they were great once. And that's more than most of us can say.

So I salute this with a load. Right before I go out to fuck a 22 year old whose name I will not remember tomorrow.