ANNA NICOLE SMITH, VISIBLY DISTRAUGHT BY THE PROSPECT OF NOT EARNING MONEY VIA SUCCUBI SUCKING-OFFINGS, EYES A POTENTIAL TARGET AND BEGINS COUNTING HIS CALORIES FRIDAY MORNING BEFORE ENCOUNTERING TOE NUMBER TEN AND DECIDING TO LEAVE IT ALL TO THE DRUGS.

NASSAU (SkullGame) – In a not-so-well-thought-out career hop from ambulance chasing to chubby chasing, probable alcoholic Wayne Munroe, attorney for famed gold-digger and accused water buffalo ANNA NICOLE SMITH, told SkullGame reporter’s Friday afternoon that the full-time beast of burden/part-time “reality” television whore has refused to submit her newborn daughter to doctors for DNA testing as previously requested by the ex-boyfriend who is currently listed as “poor motherfucker” on six-week-old Dannielyn Hope Marshall Stern’s birth certificate.

Howard K. Stern, who claims no relations to the shock jock sensation of the same name, has been quoted as “not being totally sold” on his paternity after discovering a crayon-scrawled “business plan” while rummaging through Smith’s My Little Pony diary that supposedly read: “Phase One: Discard Underpants. Phase Two: … Phase Three: Profit.”

Smith, in an official statement delivered to SkullGame late last week, refuted the allegations by assuring the public that there was absolutely no fucking way that she ever could, or ever would, be able to read. “Not with these titties,” the “actress” said, to which all in attendance shrugged their shoulders, bobbled their heads, shut their notebooks, and started formulating mental plans to cover more easily debatable topics including, but not limited to, GEORGE MICHAEL'S heterosexuality.

But relentless Jew Stern, in a follow-up interview, told us that he “refused to be the one getting fucked out of money.”

“This is not the way this is supposed to work.”

In related news, Smith oversaw the burial of her 20 year old son Daniel Thursday morning, who died, on a post-partum visit to see Smith on Sept. 10th, from a lethal drug cocktail.

A police investigation is currently underway, though an individual close to the pussy, on condition of anonymity, told us that he believes the official cause of death to be suicide, with the motivation being “pretty fucking obvious, man.”