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Rating: THREE "If Only For The Sheer Number" BUSTED NUTS

The back of the box says "50 fine females fed."

Let's examine that statement. I don't have any trouble with "50" or "females fed".

It's the "Fine" declaration.

You look like a smart guy...lemme ask you: Would you consider a collection of cunts that include summer teeth (you know..some'r here...some'r over there), speech impediments, and droopy tits and stretchmarks any sort of "fine"?

Maybe that works for you. In the trailer park of your mind.

"YUP. STILL SMELLS LIKE ASS." MARQUETTA JEWEL NOT GRINNING, AND NOT BEARING IT.

Not me. I'm a forward-thinking motherfucker that demands a modicum of attractiveness...or non-hideousness to label a whore "fine". Maybe if the description said "50 females fed, a few fine" I'd be happy. And you all know ol' Bob...I'm a happy fucking guy by nature. I mean, I GOT A GODDAMNED SUNNY DISPOSITION.

But what we really have here are audition tapes...and by the looks of it, it's all sluts that didn't make the grade. A brilliant use of cast-offs...like selling trimmed fat as suet. I'm not saying they're ALL bad...just...most.

MARQUETTA JEWEL in fact was a highlight...NIKKI HILTON's a familiar looking cunt...take a peek...you'll fucking see. The bonus, in my ever-humble-opinion, is the utter fucking stupidity shown across the board. It makes me a firm believer in natural selection...buy this, and feel good about yourself. -- BUTCHER BOB

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