Red Light District

Rating: FOUR "Dainty" BUSTED NUTS

Set the doilies and pass the crumpets is the fucking order of the day in MIKE JOHN’s SEMEN SIPPERS 4. These chicks don’t guzzle. You see, that would be unladylike.

No, these are high class hos. All refined-like. So when they sword swallow man sausage after its been in the derriere of their female tea partygoers, it's with the utmost of panache and style. Reference the scene with the trifecta of ebony glory that is SIMONE WEST, PINK and MARIE LUV for proof.

SAY HELLO TO SIMONE & GO WEST YOUNG LOAD!

We’re seeing some excellent product tie in here, too. Yet another reason for Red Light District to offer us an exclusive contract. Imagine this: KARINA KAY in front of a Mini Cooper. One with a racing stripe to match hers, natch.

They’re both doing what? Sipping. Not guzzling.

All we can see are dollar signs. –- STEELY ROB

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