Elegant Angel

Rating: TWO "Same Ol' Same Ol'" BUSTED NUTS

OK.

I figured it out.

THIS flick is made for first timers.

You know the kind...the kind that JUST NOW discovers the joy of porn. So this motherfucker is flicking thru the titles...and it hits him: People of different races can have sex!!!

TOGETHER!

KAMI ANDREWS ABOUT TO DELIVER HER "I HAVE A DREAM" SPEECH. ONE LOAD AT A TIME.

THAT is the only reason I see to make this flick. It's been done so many times before...and better...so much better. To showcase the "filmmaker's" skill, here's a sample of the dialogue (and this is the shit they left IN)

"I love it when you sweat on me, dripping as you fuck my fucking ass."

Sublime, no?

KAMI ANDREWS says this is from HER experiences...and if so...Jesus god she's a dull cunt, indeed. Only JASMINE BYRNE looks like she's enjoying this at all...which does indeed show her mastery of the stage and screen.

Here's my idea for improvement...Interracial's great...yeah fun...blah blah blah. It's always black on white, or white on black, or asian on black and white. WHERE are the fucking Eskimos? Or better yet, Eskimo's fucking Native Americans.

Wait...what about Indians doing Chinese? Goddamn it lads...THIS is the future of interracial fuckflicks. And possibly an idea for a weekend in the city.

Drop Vinnie a line if you're interested in funding this sure-fire venture. -- BUTCHER BOB

Buy It NOW!