She Sucks! She Slurps! She Jerks! She Burps!
"HEY! BIRDIE NUM NUM!"
Since there's nothing we like better than a good ol' fashioned "fuck you-no-fuck-you" kind of donnybrook you can imagine our delight when we get the following email from a man only known to us as "JOE A."
Hiya Vinnie
To start with SAHARA and I are at very bad legal loggerheards, so it ain't her and me...It's me who laughed my head off. She won't be too happy if she ever see's your comments. What you wrote is exactly how I saw/see her performances. Check out her other films and you'll see for yourself... The best one is Burritho's where she's meant to be a Latina and all she can say is "Si Si Oh Si." In all the other films it's the same...Fuck my ass... Stretch my ass... Fuck my English cunt... If she had a larger vocabulary it would be ok, as she does a good scene till she talks. I've thought this since I got her, her first job presenting on a softcore UK adult satellite channel back in 2004.
Check this page out for the full story up to Jan 2006. http://www.lukeisback.com/stars/stars/sahara_knite.htm This starts with the true Sahara Knite story, which she changed when she went to LA, excluding all knowledge of my existance. Luke posted it as she pissed him off just a little, but he had to give her space as well. It all ends with my comments..... LOL.
If you guys sign up as affiliates to any model sites, why not sign up at www.saharagetsdirty.com and I'll pay you 60% instead of the regular 50% as a thanks for the best laugh I've had in ages.
Thanks again,
Joe A
No we couldn't be fucking bothered to read alla what Joe said and all of what some self-important suckstress might have said about anything other than our loads and how they might be massively and quickly relieved, since what we DO care about is generating the kind of discomfort that punishes the world for hating us, and our loads, as aggressively as it sometimes seems to.
In other words, we don't care who is right and wrong in this little imbroglio, just as long as they're all fucking fighting and someone takes it in the ass when the fighting is over.
This is our dream. This is our nightmare.
And it's here in technicolor: mannish girl mumbling man meat to the sitar strains of meaty man mumbleage. Fuck my ass. and Stretch my ass.
Well, thank you missy. Don't mind if we do.
And how about a Big Gulp when I finish off here?
Purrrrfffeeecctttt.
