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Rating: THREE AND A HALF “lost art” BUSTED NUTS

The ass to mouth. It’s a lost art. We’re not sure if it was ever a found art. But we can be sure it’s currently lost. We know because we recently tried to apply for a fine arts school. Nowhere on the application was there a program for ATM, A2M, Chocolate Dipping Stick Licking, Internalized Germ Analysis, or Post Lunch Forensics. So we made our own little “other” box with our #2 pencil, and checked that.

We’re still waiting to hear back.

"WOE IS I, MISUNDERSTOOD ARTISTE OF THE ASS VARIETY..." KATSUMI WAXES FORLORN

In the meantime, we can bone up on our cult art by watching Anabolic’s A2M 9, which features some of the female masters of the style. KATSUMI has got to be the equivalent of the poet laureate in this regard, but girls like CHRISTIE LEE and TIFFANY RAYNE can hold their own.

Now that SATIVA ROSE has decided to expand her repertoire to anal activities, she’s like in every ass fucking movie. Well, she’s been sucking cock from OTHER girls’ asses for years now, so doing so from her own, in that regard, is anticlimactic, we suppose.

As for us, we may have to resign ourselves to being misunderstood, avant-garde artistes. So be it. – STEELY ROB

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