www.beautifultranny.com

FUCK ME IN THE ASS, I'M HAVING MY PERIOD. AND A COCK.

There's nothing better than dead transsexuals! And themed porn! And themed porn with dead transsexuals. With that in mind I clicked my way on to the hottest site for transsexual lovers, BEAUTIFUL TRANNY. Clever name.

At first I got to the site though and I thought, "Hey, these women aren't bad. They're not dead but they aren't bad." But then I remembered they weren't women and then I realized that ipso facto they all had penises.

Is that the chick from Friends?!

Hey, who did the plastic surgery for these disastered lay-tays? Their penises are terrible, TERRIBLE! Believe me I know penises and theirs are terrible. AND their ball sacks are very, very misshapen. Terrible!

So if you like chicks who look plastic with weird smiles and the wrong genitals that are also horribly misshapen then this site is for you, my friend. Not only do you get that but you also get "women" in cowboy hats! Forget "CHICKS WITH DICKS." Welcome to "DUDES WITH TITS." Go to this site and you will find yourself slowly, surely and inevitably inexorably: turning gay.--DEREK GAINES