http://www.rent-a-negro.com/

"I'M FOR RENT TOO," SAYS SKULLGAME'S CORNHOLIO. "CAR ANTENNA EXTRA!!!"

Need a Negro?

Rent one.

Yeah you heard me: RENT ONE!

Need to prove to someone that you aren't a racist? Rent a Negro. Want to make
people think you are cutting edge, and cultured? Rent a Negro. Want to lynch
someone in a KKKesque display of hatred? Find a white person.

Many years after the Negros were originally brought over to the land of the free as SLAVES, they have proven to be far more useful, and influential in recent years as politicians, superstars, and activists.

OK, well maybe not, only because all politicians, superstars, and
activists are pretty much useless and not just the Negro ones neither. But Rent A
Negro is a very useful site for many different situatiuons. Spice up your
social life a little by having a joyful, funny Negro hang out with you and
your lame white middle class friends.

Compare skin tones!

Marvel at how light you are in comparison!

All together you will seem more interesting by having a Negro in your company. Other white people will envy you and think "Wow I sure wish I was cool enough to have Negros want to hang out with me."

YOUR NEGROES ARE READY NOW. OPERATORS ARE ON STANDBY.

Be the toast of your "motherfucking ofay social circle," says CORNHOLIO and Rent A Negro.--HABIB