http://www.bodymiracle.com/

OK. Last week we covered where you cheap motherfuckers can go for all of your Ho Needs. Well that's like the cheap whiskey you have at the front of your liquor cabinet for those assholes you don't like. For your FRIENDS, there's that 25-year old cognac in the basement. That's just like this site. Porn stars, known associates and fellow travelers for anywhere from a cool $1000 to $3000 depending on who, where, what, and how.

We interviewed ROBERT head Pimp and manager extraordinaire and this is what he had to say.

SKULLGAME: Hey Robert? Is this broad NINA DOLCI really a broad?

ROBERT: Who is this?

SKULLGAME: Me. Vinnie.

ROBERT: Listen. Is there any reason you can think of why I should set you up with any of my girls? I mean especially when I call them weeks AFTER your initial appointment and you're answering the phone in their bedrooms?

SKULLGAME: Love is a many splendoured thing, jack. Now what about this TRANNY? I'm not talking chicks with dicks, I'm talking DUDES WITH TITS. Now is she a fucking COCKTAIL or what?!??

ROBERT: Don't call here again. Please.

IS SHE OR ISN'T HE? ONLY HER PENIS KNOWS.