DATELINE: MY FUCKING GARAGE WHERE I'M PONDERING WHAT TO DO WITH THESE NAKED PHOTOS I GOT OF CAMERON DIAZ
Diaz Topless Shots Sealed
A Los Angeles judge [WHO IS GAY] has ruled topless pics of Cameron Diaz best be left to the imagination, dashing the hopes of many a horny paralegal.
Superior Court Judge Alan B. Haber [WHO IS GAY] sealed part of a court file Monday containing bare-breasted photos of a then 21-year-old Diaz, taken before the California babe made it big.
Listen, listen, listen, a broad gets spooge, and FAKE spooge at that, in her hair and she's like a STAR? Half the broads in adult could make that claim and it would be with REAL spooge.
Or wait, wait, wait, is it her BUBBLY personality?
Jesus. Forget about it.
I mean back when I was banging Cameron she wasn't no Cameron Diaz, she was Esquivella. And she wasn't so shy about showing her tits to all and sundry like apparently she is nowhttp://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,12261,00.html
Back then when we were working the car shows in Norco. Fucking car shows, bike rallies, Sturgis, all of that shit and stuff. Alls I'm saying is that there was a time when could have seen her tits just by screaming out of your truck window, "LET'S SEE 'EM!!!!"
Better Days: At the Comfort Inn pool right before we did the LowRider Magazine calendar shoot
Damn. Things done changed.
WAIT JUST ONE FUCKING MINUTE
Kobe Bryant: The Teen's Choice?!?!?!?!?!?!
And for the FOURTH year in a row, teens voted the alleged raper of teens a TEEN'S CHOICE award meaning that teens say UP with RAPE a stunning 97 percent of the time to send a stunning message to professional athletes at large and rich guys in general: we WILL be raped and nothing's going to hold us back!!!
Yeahhhh, baby. Me and R. Kelly are going to be having a theme party later. It's going to have a railroad motif. Sure. Come on by."
Good to see someone taking a stand in this day and age when equivocation is the watch word of the fucking day.
MACK AVENUE SKULLGAME GETS INVITE TO FUCKING FUCK PLAYBOY UP
Goddamned right. MONDAY, AUGUST 11TH at 5 PM. JULI ASHTON and Tiffany WILL BE INTERVIEWING VINNIE, ITALIAN SAL, AND GINO.
WE...WILL...BE...ALL OVER THAT, WE GARONFUCKINGTEE IT!!!
