THIS Pubic Service Announcement [PSA] is brought to you by JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WILL YOU LOOK AT MY COCK, INC., a subdivision of Baptist Charities
SHE MAY LOOK CLEAN BUUUUT…IF YOU MET HER AT A GANGBANG WITH TRANNY FILIPINO HOOKERS IN ATTENDANCE? YOU MAY HAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING TO FUCKING WORRY ABOUT, JACK.
WHITE WOMAN LOVER CHRIS ROCK LOVES HIM SOME WHITE WOMAN; NOT SO SURE ABOUT HER KID, HER PURSE. QUITE SURE ABOUT HER ASS, HOWEVER.
OH…MY…GOD…ONLY IN FUCKING AMERICA. WE MEAN TO PUT THIS IN PERSPECTIVE: WE'D KILL ALL OF YOU JUST FOR THE CHANCE TO PLOW HER POOPY CHUTE WITH SOME PINE. FUCK YOU CHRIS ROCK.
LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) -- Comedian CHRIS ROCK hired now-indicted Hollywood detective ANTHONY PELLICANO to find incriminating information on a white woman who filed a paternity claim against him, what on account of him being a paternity, and what not.
The private eye allegedly searched confidential criminal databases for incriminating information on Hungarian model Monika Zsibrita, according to court records, and had to go no further than the 18 hours of video tape depicting Rock plowing honeypie's pudding for all the info he needed to come to the conclusion that he himself would fuck her "no fucking question."
Rock's spokesperson and friend of SkullGame, Matt Labov, confirmed Monday that the comedian's representatives had hired Pellicano, after the model alleged she was pregnant with Rock's child in 1999. Rock was separated from his wife when he met Zsibrita and two subsequent DNA tests revealed that he was not the child's father, "besides which," in a court deposition Pellicano revealed, "ain't been no baby born yet from the ass sex."
Zsibrita is planning to file a claim against the City of Los Angeles, alleging that her civil rights to exposure-free anal activity were repeatedly violated, much like her ass, because her confidential records were turned over to Pellicano.
DISGRUNTLED FORMER EMPLOYEE “REALLY IS SEXIER QUIET,” MAURY POVICH TELLS JUDGE ROY BEAN UPON LEARNING OF PUSSY PYRAMID SCHEME.
“IF MAURY WANTS HIS MONEY, I THINK YOU OUGHT TO GIVE HIM HIS MONEY,” MAURY POVICH, KEEPING A SHARP EYE OUT FOR ONE WILLIE GREEN, EXPLAINS CALMLY TO BIANCA NARDI MOMENTS BEFORE SLAPPING THE FUCKING SHIT OUT OF HER AND ALL HER FRIENDS.
NEW YORK (SkullGame)— A producer for the Maury Povich Show has reportedly filed a $100 million sexual harassment suit against the talk show personality and his underlings claiming that they barraged her with sexual remarks, forced her to expose her body, and made her watch pornographic videos until she gained 50 lbs; which, she assured the press, was the end result of being barraged with sexual remarks, forced to expose her body, and made to watch pornographic films…until she gained 50 lbs.
“This has nothing, I repeat, nothing to do with me being a lazy bitch that doesn’t want to do ‘her kind of job’…until I gained 50 lbs; in which case I just wanted some money to help cure the pain of being a lazy bitch that doesn’t want to do ‘any kind of job’…until I gained 50 lbs.”, Nardi, 28, of Fort Lee N.J. told SkullGame reporters who have since learned not to answer CraigsList emails that only show the woman from the shoulders up, even if she is willing to fellate your dog, which we assure you Bianca Nardi, 28, of Fort Lee N.J. is not. Fellating our dogs, we mean.
Povich, who is married to the utterly sexless Ang Lee, released an official press statement Tuesday morning that spoke vaguely of “reading Nikes”, “shitting Timberlands”, and “getting me my fucking money”, before concluding “Do you think I really harassed this ho? This ho that just gained 50 lbs.? The one who has a beaver that looks like it got in a fight with a badger? That just gained 50 lbs.? The one that comes with her own roll-a-ticket and could mule an entire Guatemalan family in her kidshitter? That just gained 50 lbs.? Are you fucking kidding me? Do I need to smack you too?” only to degenerate into a bumble of incoherent mumbles peppered with recurring themes of “money” and “loads”
Gary Rosen, unsolicited ass fondler extraordinaire and spokesman for the show has denied any/all allegations pertaining to the suit…minus Bianca Nardi, 28, of Fort lee N.J. fellating dogs and gaining 50 lbs.
THE MARGOLIS KID'S MOM AN UNREGENERATE WHORE; KIDS "VERY, VERY" PROUD. OF HER UNREMITTING WHORISHNESS. WE GUESS.
"MY KIDS, EVEN THE TEST TUBE TWINS, ARE SO PROUD OF MY GABONGAS THAT THEY MAKE ME, UM, EMPOWERED...? AND SHIT.
LOS ANGELES (SkullGame) – CINDY MARGOLIS, known as the "Most Downloaded Woman" on this thing called the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? Well, she's following up her win on the show of last desperate resort Celebrity Cooking Showdown with a "career" "first" – showing the small remaining portion of the world who have not been exposed to her protuberances a chance to do so by her posing nude for Playboy.
The mother of three told SkullGame that she finally agreed to pose for the magazine when they called on her 40th birthday. "Thank goodness for Desperate Housewives. You're not dead just because you are married. And have test tube children. And 6 percent body fat. And 42 DDs," the actress and model said Monday, on the phone from her Los Angeles home.
After turning down offers to pose for the magazine in the past, Margolis said she accepted this time because she felt posing nude at the age of 40 is empowering.
"In the past it would have been for gratuitous reasons," she said, so blinded to her utter and total full-of-shittedness. Now, Margolis said, she is enjoying being the ultimate desperate housewife. "It will be fun to go up against the 20-year-olds and show them that they don't have anything on me," she said, in a haze of crap-inflected self-deceit so thick you could cut it with fucking hedge trimmers.
