LIKE A WESTERN UNION FOR COCKBLOCKERS

THE TITS OF ONE WHO WOULD DENY YOU THESE SELF-SAME TITS ON THE GROUNDS THAT YOU WANT THESE TITS.

They describe it as a "dating credit report for women."

"They" being cunts who'd deny you an occasional off-menu item.

WE describe it as an attempt to imprison that which will not be easily imprisoned: The Holy Cock.

In OUR system the rights or privileges of said Sacred Cock are not to be abridged for anything over the age of reason or, indeed, for any reason, as life is short and beastly and insofar as this might be eliminated through the active and crafty application of said Cock to holes moist and hot, a site like this is, prima facie either a horrible hindrance.......orrrrrrrrr....a GREAT helpmate. Wait...wait...wait....hear us out.

You see Fuckonomics is guided by the same rules as its more august older cousin: sound financial theory. That which is scarce is more valuable than that which is not. And a quick perusal of the site reveals brethern, much like ourselves, whose game was good enough to get them ON the site [but not good enough to keep them OFF of the site] meaning one thing and one thing only: they represent the Top 5 Percent of Cocks that nice guys whine about when they whine, "girls say they want nice guys but they always go out with jerks."

WE are those jerks.

And this site can be a friend...or an enemy to be feared. A friend if you realize some pollyanna will contact you through it, convinced that her quim will be the golden magical quim that will CHANGE you. An enemy to be feared if you have no credible story prepared when some broad says to you, "how COULD you? She gave you EVERYTHING and you fucked her sister?!?!?"

Exactly.