Jesus H. Fucking Christ On A Goddamned Crutch!!!

"I HATE YOUR PENIS, LEN." "ME TOO, BETTY. ME TOO."

We know last week was GAY WEEK at the resolutely hetero MACK AVENUE SKULLGAME. With almost every review, rant or raconteured story in answer to that prick who dared accuse US of less than sterling motivation (in ASK VINNIE), a beard, of course, for his sausage hunger but THIS site somehow escaped our notice until NOW.

Have you ever seen something SO INCREDIBLY GAY that you fear for the very safety and sanctity of your sanity and your hold on non-homo-genized reality?!?!?!?

Well, you will now.

CUDDLE PARTY: A Boundary-Appropriate Workshop & Social Event for Exploring Touch, Affection & Communication...

Feeling GAY enough YET?!?!

Yes, my friends this is a site that's a paean to those Freshman dorm moments when you got suckered into giving some broad a 3-hour backrub that you couldn't convert into a load bearing one because at 2 hours and 55 minutes she broke off with the horrifying punchline, "Dear Abbie says most women would rather a good snuggle than sex any day."

Yeah? Well, Ask Vinnie says that 100 percent of the men sporting sausage with nuggets hanging below them would rather have aforementioned nuggets drained as part of aformentioned goddamned 3 hour back rub. At approximately minute 11 to be exact.

This is the divide in total. And while it's no surprise to us that there are women on this site it baffles us in total that men over the age of 22 are OK being pictured here being buffaloed into extended, emotional involvements that don't involve chins, loads, or loads on chins.

It boggles our fucking minds.

Our prescription? Read this site WHILE you're getting head. In this way and only in this way will you emerge from this experience without catching The Gay.

Lord have mercy on our souls.