http://www.mintyass.com/

Over here at MACK AVENUE SKULLGAME we have to deal with ALL MANNER of asshole.

1) The I'M A FUCKING TATTOOED PRICK ASSHOLE (ex.: TOMMY "I'M NOT GAY" LEE, SKEETER KERKOVE, FRED DURST)

2) The NEGRO IMPERSONATOR ASSHOLE; subgenus: THE DUDE WHO ALWAYS WANTS TO GIVE YOU A COOL HANDSHAKEASSHOLE (ex.: JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE, BRUCE WILLIS, ANYBODY FROM THE BEASTIE BOYS)

3) The WE WANT TO FIGHT YOU EVEN THOUGH WE HAVE NOT A CHANCE IN HELL OF WINNING ASSHOLE (ex.: AL BORDA, SKEETER KERKOVE, COURTNEY LOVE)

SMELLS SO NICE, WE FUCKED IT TWICE

And what we'd sincerely hope over hope is that the mere fact of being an ASSHOLE not blind you to the fact that you need not be a MALODOROUS asshole.

Enter (through the rear) MINTY ASS. Touted as being like "THE ALTOIDS FOR YOUR ASS," it quietly picks you up, while not letting you down.

Spray it, spritz it, swab it all over the fucking place, just USE it.

Especially before you come around to fuck with us.