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MINISTER TOM WILL MASTURBATE NO MORE, PRAISE JESUS!

For many years, Tom was severely addicted to pornography and other substances, and was abusive to Mera, his wife. Life changed in 1991 when God reached down and set him free from his addiction. One expression of that change is that almost every evening, Tom sits at the piano and gently plays hymns for Mera...

Minister TOM BUFORD knows what the fuck is going on.

After years of fearful, fervent, frequent and trembling masturbation anxiety. Masturbating to ASS FUCKING ASIANS, GANG BANG GIRLS, and all manner of CUM SUCKING SLUTS, Tom, in a volume of collected songs entitled DRAW ME NEARER, details his triumphant struggle and victory over all manner of TIT FUCKING TEENS, GROPING GRANNIES, and TIP TOP TRANNIES. Over BLACK BUKKAKE BROADS, THREESOMES IN TREESOMES, and ANAL EXPLODER videos. Over THE PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF PUSSY, over TIGHT-TWATTED TEENS, over EURO DOUBLE DONGED DILDO DOERS, over the whole PANOPLY of PORNO, he has CONQUERED. CONQUERED. So much so that he never thinks about sex anymore at all except with his highly devote wife MERA.

Yup.

MINISTER TOM knows, EXACTLY what the fuck is going on.