http://www.findachick.com/

Aaron from www.findachick.com is just your average fucking man with an average fucking dream. A dream that one day we shall all be measured not by the content of our fucking characters but by the quality of the skank ho's we can pull and he's here to help.

How?

By slapping together a site that lets Ho's Ho their way into your Ho searching equation. In a professional journey that's taken him from strip club work to cyber pimpery, Aaron, spends every waking hour trawling the globe for YOU in order that you get fooled by the best Trannys American money can buy.

Digression: When we asked Aaron if he had ever been personally duped into fucking a dude that he thought was a chick he said

"Not one with a dick longer than mine." Make of this what you would.

But we'd have been remiss in our duties as ho-tasters if we hadn't sampled his wares our goddamned selves and so we did. Or tried to. He's got no Ho's in our area codes but we figured on planning a soiree in LA and so we contacted a few of his gassed up ho's for an upcoming roadie.

WE WILL FUCK HER. OR DIE TRYING!!!

WITNESS: Hot bitch porn star MERCEDES. Charging a highly reasonable 4 bill "donation," Mercedes promises to be like Mr. Toad's Wild Ride: hot, dirty and oh so fucking tasty.

WITNESS: Sensitive poetry reading NIKKI CHAO who was asking for a pricey $550 an hour donation. We haven't fucked her, won't try to, and don't care to for the simple reason that if we wanted to deal with prima donnas like this we'd not be fucking around with HOs.

I WRITE POETRY, LIKE SYLVIA PLATH AND SUCK PASTE!!! NOW GIMME $550!!!

SKULLGAME: And is being a cyber pimp legal?

AARON: Only if you beat your girls with a stick [or car antenna.--Cornholio] shorter than a foot.

SKULLGAME: And will you have one of your girls flow us a freebie? You know....just in the name of good journalism....

AARON: I wish I could but I only advertise for these beautiful girls. And the occasional dog faced bitch.

SKULLGAME: Who writes goddamned poetry.