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07.25.03
THE LAZY MAN’S GUIDE TO ONE-NIGHT STANDS

http://www.advancedmacking.com

We don’t even know why we’re reviewing this shit. I mean really. This is the same sort of tripe that had men sitting in the woods hugging each other, crying, and whining about their fathers in 1990. This is the same shit like that “real spurious Spanish Fly,” that morons were buying in 1950. This is the same shit that had men wearing UNIsex clothes back in 1970.

This is, in other words: unmitigated bullshit that preys on the totally chick-like lurking fear that you’re not good enough AS IS. I mean dry spots are NORMAL. I mean I myself Vinnie even had one once of like 8 days. But that doesn’t mean that we’re doing anything wrong. It means we’re doing something right in fact as absence makes the heart grow fonder, the meat market is always open for business, and as long as you’re not a fucking sociopath you have a chance.

But you know why they’re still selling this soggy shit? Because there are still losers out there that think there’s some trick to it and it’s for THOSE losers that we offer our OWN product. It’s called WWW.SKULLGAME.COM and it’s fucking free and if you’re not getting laid as much as I am after even just one month’s time, I will personally show up and take money from you in exchange for the PREMIUM level of instruction that you’ll obviously need to get women, oh ANY women at all, into your bed.

Sheesh.


 


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