“Does it suck working for Jill Kelly? I mean does she keep a good deli tray going on her sets?”

The tang in question is Neveah Ashton.

Shirt? What shirt?

“No. It was great.”

“But like does she skimp on the good crackers and try to load you up with the shitty ones?

“Noooo….”

“What about the cheese?”

“Well I…listen I just want to talk about my movies.”

“Oh. Yeah. Okay. So what’s next on your career arc?”

“Well I want to get my website going. It's at http://www.nevaehashton.com/. And I want to get a production company going.”

“And would you, say, after starting your production company get the really GOOD cocktail franks? I mean the kind in the bottle and not the can?”

Silence.

“Ok. Has anyone else ever pegged that your name is Heaven spelled backward?”

“No, baby, you are the first.”

“Haha…I know, sweetheart. AND the best.”

QUESTION OF THE WEEK: IS AL BORDA AN ASSHOLE? A RHETORICAL TREATISE ON THE NATURE OF MODERN WESTERN ASSHOLISM

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Sexologist Will Sue eBay Over Pulled Surrogate Pregnancy Auction By: Charles Farrar

NEWHALL, Calif. - Author and self-described "clinical sexologist" Sandra Margot will sue Internet auction giant eBay over their twice removing an auction page in which she wanted to auction herself as a surrogate mother, Margot told AVN Online.com June 26.

Margot said she finally received a reply from an eBay representative June 25, after earlier sending a pair of testy letters over the auction removal. "Their exact words were that they don't have a specific policy for this type of item," Margot said. "It was not something they encounter often. But there are times when an item is listed that theydon't feel is appropriate of the site and, despite the good intentions (of the auction), they felt uncomfortable with the item as listed."

"With all the expense, all the anxiety, I shook my head and said isn't that just ironic, here I am, Fertile Myrtle, all my children are exceptional, and I can do it at the drop of a hat, and I love to have pregnant sex with my husband," she said earlier. "And then a light bulb went off in my head. I did some research. And I got the idea to be a surrogate to entertain my husband for nine months, and I could have great sex and get paid well and do something beautiful for a couple who can't have children."