Heya Mom? How was your ANAL ADVENTURE?

MAAAAAA?!?! SHIT...CAN'T YOU GET ANYTHING FUCKING RIGHT?!?! IT'S AN ANAL ADVENTURE!!!

WHERE HOT MOMS ARE CAUGHT AND FUCKED IN THE ANUS.

Really?

I mean is that really what one could reasonably expect from MOM'S ANAL ADVENTURES?

I was expecting, maybe, a sort of routine recon around the rim of the round eye before a reliable rendering of rib roast cozies?

WHAT THE FUCK AM I TALKING ABOUT?!?!

I'm talking about the fantasy of ass fucking old whores in the ass, versus all the other places you might ass fuck old whores, and I'm talking about this ass fucking being caught on film. I'm not talking about the reality of young cats realizing that it would it take men much larger than they themselves were to get friction out of these distended shit pits. I'm talking about impossibly hot bitches in their 40s getting dicked down like getting dicked down was their job.

WHICH IT FUCKING IS!

Now while none of us here, excepting, possibly, ANIMAL THUG, is stupid enough to believe that this set up is anything other than BANG BUS retread, repackaged by the BANG BUS fucks for cash collection it's STILL nice to see all the old broad banging collected in one place for your curiously oedipal appreciation of old broad banging.